Sammy

I heart hot dads

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

We are so show at the drunk

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

"I'm getting deployed"

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

"I'm laughing I have I tears in my eyes"

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

All stamps are food stamps if you eat stamps

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

I'll take my chicken rare please ☝🏻

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

I was running around like a psycho, no one asked me to I just was.

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

Just to do it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

My short Labubu king

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

Her man named ke*** is chopped cheese and BUNS

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STAND WITH ICE.

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

My un-forbidden word by YG

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

Oh well, I'm going to Joshua tree

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

Is your stomach your lungs question mark

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

America’s best days are still ahead.

Happy Birthday, Charlie. ❤️

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

@tacobell hey? I'm a recovering addict? What's this?

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

Childbirth is way WORTH than getting hit in the balls

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

YO WHAT THE FUCK BRO WE WANT OLD KEVIN BACK

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

You've been halted

[Sammy @sam_rojasss]

"I want my gallbladder back"