suga suga🍑

till death, we do art.

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

me: Zac Efron needs to marry me
mom: you'd probably friend zone him

[jynx @jynxbby]

him: “you look good with your glasses”

me:

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

More power to you I guess, but it’ll never be on my bucket list to wiggle a wiener in a pond, you got me frack the hell up!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

how can i get into someone's nightmares, i have a message to send

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

“Should I shoot my shot”
“Do it, say yes, say hi, say heeeeeyyyy😏”

[Dzintra - Author @DzintraSullivan]

You're all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

I wanna party with king Julian so fucking bad

[jynx @jynxbby]

no i don't want your man. i'm not even sure why you want your man.

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[¢αℓєχ @_calex]

Ṣex is so crazy like why are we nakeɗ. how did u get me to do this

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

“I do my best to be a good wing woman”
“You do your best Ms. Single Pants”

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

“Not the cursive singing”

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

I wish I could CHILL THE FUCK OUT. Wow.

[suga suga🍑 @sam_schuder_]

Staying in with my girls having whisky sours and charcuterie n doing tattoos on a Friday night? All I need in life :,)

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

can i get a kids menu & a margarita please

[böcek 🇹🇷🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @trenchdropper]

I tried to paint it

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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