Sam Shorney

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

Mate of mine in Australia sent me this 😂😂

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@SambaRole @JoshArnoldd

[Stig Abell @StigAbell]

Enjoy the justice of this for a moment. https://t.co/BGTDrr4F7A

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Your shit at jokes anyway

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Scouse cunts

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Night*!

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Such a salty cunt! To think I was actually happy another English team went through last!

[St George EIG FC @EIGFC]

@sam_shorney getting the second from the spot

[Former Footballers @FinishedPlayers]

When Ronaldinho pulled off one the best passes ever seen.

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 sec to RT and help find them this happened in #Bradford https://t.co/zOnnaiAOnm

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

Fire*

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

Only I would take the wrapper off a bottle of Prosecco, not hold the cork and have it fore straight into my eye. #BlackEyePending

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Collectively the front 3 we have are deadly. Go back to playing 2 up top and I’d have to think about it

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 You’d put fowler and Owen in front of mane, Salah and firmino? I wouldn’t. Carragher possibly, wasn’t a huge fan of hyppia and I prefer Fabinho over mascherano

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Barring Torres, Suarez and Coutinho there’s not many players that would get into the team we have now. Xabi alonso also obviously

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 Misread that bit. Yeah he would in that sense but needs to do a lot more overall. We’ve got a better squad now though than gerrard ever played with. Especially in defence

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 One uefa cup and a champions league plus FA cups and league cups. Take more than one league win to get to his status

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@MattLacey1991 No chance you tart

[Sam Shorney @sam_shorney]

@dreamteamfc @JoshArnoldd @MattLacey1991

[The Sun Dream Team @dreamteamfc]

WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY!?