Sam Simonions 🧅

Golf Sicko on the pursuit of being a #scratch off ticket (current: 1.8) | Big shot taker & maker | Here to troll, mostly | Pronouns: Bud/Pal | Jesus FTW

[Sam Simonions 🧅 @sam_simonions]

Words I live by

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@DudespostingWs @Gkerska14

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@truflation How can Truflation claim to be correct when it says this on the website?

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@UWLAthletics @UWLMensTF Put some respect on the 2015 champ's name @Gkerska14

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@BradyLee834 @UNDfootball @Coach_SchmidtE @CoachWilk0 Congrats stud. Keep working.

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@CPowers14 @TheMattyBlake 😂 watching this at 0.25x speed is geeked

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@ja_ja_jonnyboy @Microsoft Got a noti that Ja_ja is back on X and I couldn't be more excited about it.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

If this course could talk. #themasters

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@CPowers14 You're 10000% correct. Our society also needs more mustaches in general.

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@IlliniAD Congrats on the final 4 Josh! See what happens when you get a reputable coach in and support him like only you know how? @BretBielema

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@dekker We're about as far from that as you are from the NBA

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@FSKPart3 @dekker Apparently you've never listened to your boy @BenBrust talk on the radio

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.

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@TeeJasperson @dekker An embarrassing display of ball knowledge

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@BSBledsoe @dekker Stop it lol he was a liability his junior and senior year.

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@LukeKerrDineen @therealmcnair @thecombinegolf What type of swing faults should consider putting on a floatie?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

With March being here, enjoy Bill Raftery for 3 minutes and 37 seconds screaming ONIONS!

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Some of my very few followers need to bookmark this.

[Skratch @Skratch]

Rest in peace to your golf game.

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@TiWindisch Bucks have dick energy again Ti. Hop on board or become a Peter Bukkake.

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@itsjwills 100%. In Coc we trust.

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@jonathanrwall SM11 🙏