Sam Snyder

[Sam Snyder @sam_snyder19]

I literally still cannot believe that Cardi put the pussy on offset

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

“Are you excited for Taylor’s wedding?”

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

Whew, I thought you were gonna say he introduced the president.

[el ☆ @SMALLS_OF_DOOM]

Can the English shut the fuck up and leave Boston please we’re gonna throw them in the harbor next

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

This is genuinely the worst economy to hate your job in.

[riss @redsoxrisss]

The men in Boston are always 5’6 until they’re sitting right in front of you at a Sox game

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

EXCLUSIVE: The kids whose lemonade stand was robbed at gunpoint in Boston opened another stand today

Check out this crowd who came to support them!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

This American needs to lead the Department of Education

“This is my audition to become the head of the US Department of Education

- My first act of office will be immediately abolishing the No Child Left Behind Act. Yes, we will be leaving children behind. If they fail a class, they will have to repeat it

- My second act is one that I'm very passionate about. We will be bringing zeros back. If you don't know, in many schools in the US right now, students receive 40% or 50% if they do zero work, if they do not complete an assignment. And my school included, and many other schools, are not going to be allowed to give a student a 50% if they do not turn in any work. They will have to receive a zero.

Likewise, there will be no completion grades, If you just attempt an assignment, that doesn't mean you get a 55%. Like, if you get a 1 out of 10, you earned a 10% on that assignment, and that's okay. Sometimes failing happens, and we don't need to just inflate the grades just for fun. Grades will reflect students' actual performance and understanding of the content

- The third one I'm very excited for as well. Teacher evaluations will take place once a year and teachers will be observed by another current teacher from a different school. Teachers would volunteer to be evaluators. They would get a sub for the day, no questions asked, and then they would evaluate objectively. That way the person evaluating you does not know you and does not have any personal bias towards you. Hopefully.

- The fourth one, I think this should be common sense, but I hear that it happens all the time at some schools. Never at mine. But teachers shouldn't be expected to work for free. I hear elementary teachers are doing these before and after work things that they aren't getting paid for, like lunch duty or recess duty or pickup duty, whatever it is. The school needs those things covered.

People can volunteer for it, and then they have to get paid for it. They can't force you to cover other people's classes for free. They have to pay you extra if they're gonna take away your lunch or your prep or whatever time that is supposed to be yours and then force you to do something without getting paid. There will be no more voluntelling.

Hire this woman. The most important thing we need to do is hold students back and force them to learn the work. No more dumbing down out standards

[swinky @swinkying]

junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees

[Sam Tripoli @samtripoli]

People are more mad at Gillis and Hinchcliffe because of black jokes than they are at Chelsea Handler actually having a private intimate dinner with Epstein after he was already convicted of sex trafficking! We are a nation of retards govern by psychopaths!

[❣️ @itsnwzy]

everything alicia on RHORI says is like a vocal stim that recurs in my brain everyday....she is my cocomelon

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

There's absolutely no point sitting in an office for 90%+ of office jobs. You don't build those precious in-person relationships at work. Those people aren't your friends, they're your colleagues.

"Mentorship" is pretty much non-existent and can easily be done online.

Most people with office jobs are just pretending to be productive for eight hours a day, hiding in the bathroom watching TikToks, and taking endless coffee and smoke breaks.

If you're among the minority doing something genuinely interesting and important that requires deep focus, having other people around is usually just a distraction. Of course, if you want to go into the office because there are like-minded people there, be my guest. But for most people, that's not the case. It's a massive waste of time and resources when you factor in the commute, etc.

It should be completely optional.

[Neet @neet_sol]

9-5 is actually 24-7 when you factor in the constant dread of going to work

[Sam Snyder @sam_snyder19]

L O L

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 EXCLUSIVE: West Wilson was seen chatting up women in NYC, no Amanda Batula in sight...

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Making his execution a pay-per-view event could pay off the national debt.

Everyone I know wants to watch him meet his fate.

[ღ @stfnigg]

A grandmother in Missouri is pushing for a new law that would require drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent. (Bentley's Law)

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

For the record: The celebrities walking the Met Gala red carpet tonight will passionately tell everyone to vote for socialism while enjoying one of the most extravagant, high-society events that capitalism has to offer.

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

literally these books

[ap0110 @mangocatlives]

can this woman leave us alone for one year

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

life in new england