Samie-Jo🌜

I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Best video ever.

[𝕕𝕖𝕧𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕦𝕕𝕖 @DevTheDude]

@noturaveragejos Because...

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Had a perfectly lovely morning… to then proceed and cuss out both a cop and a construction worker. The construction downtown is really starting to get under my skin.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Everyone wants you to communicate until they don’t want to receive what you’re saying

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

I truly fucking hate the fact that I wake up every single day around 2am. Before anyone suggests anything… I’ve tried vitamins, gardening🍃, CBD, going to bed early, going to bed late, meditation… the list goes on.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Not intentional but I was definitely gentle parented this weekend 😂 and my inner child was definitely like 🥹 thanks. I still think gentle parenting is for gentle children but like shiiitttt!

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

No one will ever understand the full extent a narcissist will go to, to ✨show✨ the world how good of a parent or person they are… without actually being that person. Looks can be largely deceiving because that person or people are actually being neglected and gaslighted daily.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Who the fuck let’s off fireworks at 2:30 in the fucking morning?!?

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Manifesting more curly cuts and more colors on all hair …gained 3 new clients recently 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Don’t be a shit human and then play the woe is me card when karmas biting you in the ass.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

I love when I make myself food that I know I’m not hungry for 🙃

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Same shit different beast

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Enough growth to know that I want to talk so much shit right now, but won’t, and know that’s the reason there’s still growing to do.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Never has the text “your dasher is on the way!” ever been so exciting as it is right now

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Serious question and only because I just drove by it - does anyone even go to “Le Place” anymore?

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Cuban sandwich flavored chips…. Why? Just why? Absolutely disgusting.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

If you’re driving after it has rained and don’t slow down near people on the side of the road so you don’t splash them you’re an asshole

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Shiny Happy People - if you grew up super religious or ever wondered what it means when someone says they have then watch it.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

The fact that I can get literally anything delivered to me is gold as an introverted homebody.

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

@Thekatttsmeow Idk I kind of like the rest 😅 all the fluff it’s what makes the love story so great. They will always find each other 😩😩😩

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

@Thekatttsmeow I kept seeing the love story and literally am still stuck to it like glue

[Samie-Jo🌜 @sam_sonite__]

Just met someone who told me how to get training along with my bike license 😏