Uptown Girl

The best is yet to come.

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

@carly_yezzo 🥺🥺

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

I would see this a week before turning 23

[prance @bocxtop]

the worst thing u can do is turn 23

[rockstar @cadefart]

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

I can’t wait to live by the beach with my boo 🥰😋

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

My birthday is literally on the biggest “going-out night” of the year but all 3 of my friends decided to live in different parts of the country… so now what do I do???

[ℜ𝔢𝔶 @reyydrew]

idk man i started cussin in 5th grade one day and jus never stopped

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

[helena riley @freshhel]

I should be able to do a sudoku really fast in front of a doctor and then be allowed to prescribe myself whatever i want

[Steve Kim @Fobwashed]

When u beat solitaire

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

i know it's hard for a lot of us to wrap our minds around this, but you are not always the target audience/consumer for everything that you see.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s so wild that women’s jeans rarely seem to be made with human bodies in mind? like if I buy a pair of jeans there’s about a 98% chance it’ll fit either my butt, my waist, or my hips but never all three

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

Can someone please explain to me why I am completely repulsed by anything that comes out of a Keurig

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

@MeghanZwart So is this a yes

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

I’m going to get a neck tattoo if no one stops me

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

@carly_yezzo Okay impatient

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

@carly_yezzo I have like 3 you can have

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

@carly_yezzo Come live with me instead :)

[Uptown Girl @sam_sozio]

Does anyone else have a hard time taking life seriously or is it just me??