Sam

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@AkKartel @ZachBitango Alas another time perhaps

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@Hi_hello__o @lesb1anluna Of course the tranny comes up with the unhinged response to a perfectly rational point.

Imagine my shock

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@MountainGenera You had me at subsidizing peptides

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@LeCheuf1959

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@LegendOfWinning I know you guys don't like him but karl Malone?

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@LP_LaPresse Les Indiens peuvent ben manger dla marde

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@hellisrebuke Lmao I'm a Vikings fan. Its harder for me to name 5 times they didnt make me want to do it

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@AdamGoya2 @crecorce @hassinhadi Le Canada a plus de pétrole que le Texas. C'est juste qu'ici on écoute nos écolos en sandales pis on se laisse appauvrir

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@Prominent_Bryan Well there goes my membership.

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@Cr7Godbrand @ScottHigdon11 Slavery failed because it became economically nonsensical not for any moral reason.

The increase in wealth allowed people to take a moral outlook onto a previously economic necessity.

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@catturd2 You have the reasoning abilities and the reading comprehension of a nigger

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@mazzarito @peruvian_bull Worth a try I guess

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@Prominent_Bryan We realize universal voting is retarded and change course?

Who am I kidding...

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@CarefreeLewisG Half the fucking team is black in England anyway

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@posta_octavian @dta1917 Don't pay for it lol fuck them

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@SaihCLT

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@drizzylitfw Tbh my cat does still kill vermin once in a while and its actually impressive how efficient he is.

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@JacquiDeevoy1 @AlbionsGuardian "im scared"

Gets a piece of advice

"I dont wanna do that"

Ahhh women...

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

We're banning raves, because we don't want you having fun where we can't watch you. By the way let me tell you about Woodstock.

We're cracking down on underage drinking. It's bad for you. Yeah of course we hit up the pubs at your age it was great.

We're banning smoking, but just for you - the smoking age will go up one year every year. Oh yes of course, we used to be able to smoke inside everywhere, it was great really.

We're banning flavored vapes. We don't have any evidence they're bad for you, you just like them too much.

We're banning dodgeball during recess, someone might get hurt. Yeah we really enjoyed dodgeball too.

We're banning flirting, because it might make the girls uncomfortable.

We're locking you in your room for the next two years. Yes we know you're in no danger from the virus, but we're worried that you'll get us sick. By the way you have to take this needle if you want to leave your room again. Yes, twice. Well there will be boosters too. No, we aren't worried about side effects, that doesn't effect us at all.

We're closing the frat houses, because we don't want you having fun without our permission. Please join these officially sanctioned university clubs instead.

We're bringing in labor from the third world to work the service jobs, so you can't have a summer job.

You need to go to university to get a good job. By the way we're raising the price of tuition. Oh look we're raising it again. Don't worry there are loans. At interest.

Actually we're giving the good jobs to the foreigners we just imported, to make up for our racist past. We are very good people. No of course we aren't sacrificing anything. You just have to take one for the team.

Also, we're giving the foreigners the houses. We needed to increase real estate prices. For our pensions, you see. Sadly no, you'll probably never be able to afford one yourself. By the way don't forget to pay your taxes. Need to support those pensions somehow! Eh? No, we're giving ourselves tax breaks of course. Seniors discount you know.

Oh by the way, that one thing you still have, now that we've banned joy and kicked every ladder out from under you? That social media stuff you kids like? You guessed it! We're banning that too! Just for you though, we're still going to watch AI videos on Facebook. It's for your safety, you see. We've noticed that you're all getting rather irate, and we think it would be better for your mental health if you shut up for a while. Why don't you just go outside?

Eh? No of course we aren't going to stop Ahmed and his twelve illiterate cousins from raping your sister, that would be culturally insensitive, which would make us feel very bad, and we can't have that.

[Sam @sam_tawa95]

@Soochittbdg @2019_MyYear RJ was pretty fucking good in the playoffs this year ngl