sam

hairy alter ego: @eatprayladygay

[sam @Sam_Topp]

i don’t wanna start any conspiracy theories or anything but has anyone ever seen a gingerale not on an airplane

[sam @Sam_Topp]

*rewatching harry potter w adult grown men*

nobody:

boys: do you think the reason harry is weaker than lord V is because he gets fewer bitches

nobody:

boys: he does kinda get poon though if you think about it

[sam @Sam_Topp]

realizing my twitter is 95p me retweeting my own dad and trying to self reflect on what that says about me.. or about him

[Jason Topp @topp66]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Jason Topp @topp66]

Serious hops

[mimi @FindingMeeemo]

@noahfromonline Looking for those good Jesuit values

[sam @Sam_Topp]

@rryba128 @najmabadi_m never thought someone would have such turmoil over ravioli

[sam @Sam_Topp]

Just had the most #inspiring Twitter presentation from @Hummmmmbaby @najmabadi_m #SantaClaraLIVE #dreamcompany #ibelongintech

[sam @Sam_Topp]

@mvnye @_dlwng you’ve got it all wrong, y’all are my fans

[sam @Sam_Topp]

@mvnye am i not good enough for you

[sam @Sam_Topp]

hello there world!

[sam @Sam_Topp]

You're truly a California local when you can successfully stand and exit a Caltrain without hitting your head on the metal bars above

[sam @Sam_Topp]

Yeah

[sam @Sam_Topp]

so my cat was just diagnosed as a dwarf kitten and I'm dying bc I don't think I've ever heard anything so cute in my life

[sam @Sam_Topp]

but like, is there really such a thing as too much flannel?

[Salon @Salon]

"Abandoning the cult of beauty": Feminism, tattoos and the new politics of body art http://t.co/24RArjmIqI

[sam @Sam_Topp]

so tempted to just show up to the high school tomorrow and pretend I'm a super senior in all my old IB classes

[sam @Sam_Topp]

"I've started a to do list. It's already got 5 people on it" @elineaugusta

[sam @Sam_Topp]

I spent the better half of my day getting popcorn thrown at my head by my nanny kids bc I refused to share my cookie. This is a new low.