Sam Moore

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[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Sign my petition to get straight men to stop calling women “females”

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Missing cheddar bites from Sonic today.

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Top 5 carbs served at a restaurant:

5. Cheesecake Factory Brown Bread
4. Texas Roadhouse Rolls
3. Olive Garden Breadsticks
2. Fazoli’s Breadsticks
1. Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits

And if you haven’t had Fazoli’s, I’m so sorry for your loss

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Woman on flight that makes you switch seats so she can sit next to her husband:

[Mo Heart @IAmMoniqueHeart]

a stimulus check but for everyone’s who’s vaccinated

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Corporations on July 1st:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

First of all, I’m taller than her

[SlimeGod ひ @SlimeGuyEli]

They bout to take the Hero exam

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Corporations this month:

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Tithe and offering is wild cuz y’all really be throwing away 10% of your income for nothing? In this economy?!

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Can we just get through a global pandemic before the children that we call leaders start another World War

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

Please stop recording yourself helping the homeless

[. @_uyuyuiii]

the lady in the striped shirt was running for HA LIFE 😭😭😭

[JoJo @jojo_amari2]

How it started 😭😭

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

POV you’re the iceberg that sunk the Titanic

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

@hey_its_bai SO SOOTHING

[Sam Moore @sam_triscuit_]

Did y’all also fall asleep every December to gay icon and Christmas radio host Delilah or is that just my own suppressed childhood memory?