Sam Wood

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@aproberts_ it's the guy from breaking bad! I really think you do! Obviously you're much better looking tho! Lol

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@aproberts_ This guy is your double!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@JackWilshere I try to dislike you because you're a gooner but I do love it when you play for England #passionate

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@dom_erk LOL they probably do!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@dom_erk are you now rocking the limp drag walk then?

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

Fancy a Jermain Defoe brace tonight!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@GeorgeAMaher @emily_beale me and @JadeWaghornx went last night! I was actually in tears for a lot of it, he was so funny!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

Pick that out!!!! #beast

[Nathan Styles @stylzi]

Glenn mccrory's bulge.....like a camel toe on speed!! @Ste_Boyd86 #onwinstrol #onspeed #oncrack

[tony hennessy @henno1979]

Was anyone else thinking glenn mcclory's bollocks looked donkey kong, and haye looked like he had a pimped up colostomy bag

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

That is class!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

What is the excuse going to be this week? The ball too yellow?

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

Sandro should be the first name on the team sheet every week! #vital

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

Football is no longer a contact sport! Slight touch players fall over = foul! #shame

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Seen 6 replays of Ramires pen.

As bad a decision by the ref as i've seen. An utter embarrassment if this is our contact sport.

@talkSPORT

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

Lamela to score tonight!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Team news on the way - and we can tell you that Etienne Capoue returns to action this evening... #THFC

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@rustyrockets for PM!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@JadeWaghornx @georgiacoop LOL you should keep your mouth closed and count yourself lucky!

[Sam Wood @Sam_W00D]

@georgiacoop @JadeWaghornx told me about the compliment you are now on the Xmas card list!