Sam Welchman

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

@karalotz R the time t

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Gotta love when you go out to eat and there's 2 things on the menu you can eat 👍🏽 gotta love being gluten and lactose intolerant

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

So glad I drove all the way to the library to not be able to connect to the Internet

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Sick for finals YAY

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

The amount of money I spent between Black Friday and cyber Monday is atrocious

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Spend more time in the library trying to connect to the Internet than actually doing my homework

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Randoms: Don't ask to sit at my table in the library because I won't say no and you'll have to look at my resting bitch face the whole time

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

My tax money needs to come so I can go on a massive shopping spree and be happy for 2 hours while doing so

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Someone road trip to a Third Eye Blind concert with me please

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Day 2 after leg day: still struggling hard

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Watching funny vines is now part of my nightly routine 😂

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

@maya_beee @Livia_Kauffmann HA this is too great

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When they make fun of the idea of Donald Trump being president years ago on Scandal 😂

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

@FunnyViness make everything better

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Keep complaining about hangover and then remember I'm not supposed to be drinking at all #YOLO

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

God bless you all and your Halloweek I can barely handle a Halloweekend

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Bout to take a bath so I can use the new snapchat filter

[Sam Welchman @sam_welchman]

Dear URI, build another parking lot and fix your damn Wifi!!