Sam Willy

Canadian that strayed too far from her motherland

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@MD_S_ #popthecorkgoodbyestorck #bacheloretteparty

[F'N BOOT! @FN_BOOT]

Built like a Motor T Marine

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

“these sweet potatoes are great, I love how you incorporated the dogs fur” -jordan on my cooking

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

“your armpits so soft, I wana get some flour and some dough and knead a pizza in there” - jordan laying in bed next to me with a hand in my armpit

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

is that a big sexy tub of apple sauce? -jordan opening the cupboard

[F'N BOOT! @FN_BOOT]

2020 is either punishment for 3/6 losing those rifles, or one long cover-up of that fact.

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@christianieblas hahaha I didn’t even read it, I just saw the pic of it

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@christianieblas that’s the doll Chucky was based off lmao

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@MD_S_ 🤫

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

jordan really just threw out a spatula because it had a “bad attitude”

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@ericabeancobain so her losing weight is a bad thing? why are people getting scrutinized for losing weight, if that’s what they strive for LET THEM LIVE. if you’re all about body image positivity for “bigger bodies”, be about it for everybody- small, thin, muscular..

[Angela Babicz @angelababicz]

I will not allocate my time or energy on someone I have to repeatedly ask to do the bare minimum. You can go.

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

one time my friend introduced me to her friend and said “this is Sam, that’s her real hair, it’s not extensions” and it made me so happy 🥴

[RUSS @russdiemon]

A lotta people aren’t passionate about anything so they can’t relate to your energy..it’s all good

[Sam Willy @sam_willly]

@rachsilvestro I just started watching! literally on S1E3 😂

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@renajda ☹️

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

i'm broken, this is so funny

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