slowciopath

slow music w/ downtilt and design elsewhere — he/him

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

free my man

[christian (guillermo) 🤌 @argablarg]

why in the hell am i blocked by the @BuffaloSabres 🤨🧐😤😒👿

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

i’ve got a houseboat docked at the himbo dome and a wristwatch that’s a pocket knife and a megaphone? do you really jake? did you need to hit me so hard with your genius?

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

i feel like i’m pretty good at telling exactly how a bread will taste by just looking at it

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

congrats to @jock__derrida for being the top twink in brooklyn

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

@jock__derrida vitruvian

[Ruckus Ultimate @RuckusUltimate]

Did you know that Cruckus just beat NEU B 11-4 at dev sectionals? and that that means ALL 3 TEAMS in the UVM women's programs will be at D1 REGIONALS?! bc i do. and i think thats pretty cool. Ruckus literally runs this town. 🦖🦕

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

dail at da skeeball bar 😳

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

altho i do need a refill stat

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

idk if i’m ever happier than when i’m sitting at the end of the bar at the local brewery in my dad’s small vermont town

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

@leaaves don’t worry we still exist somehow

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

boutta find love at the valentine’s day super smash bros. melee tournament

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

gonna bang nancy pelosi tonight at midnight using my hog

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

tonight i’m drinking for Baby Vincenzo Salmon

[Xiao Fei @istaylackin]

her: you must be lego iron man hitting that hoe if you think we fucking

me:

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

i wanna go out in bushwick wearing sperrys

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

@mcrqxn i’m tired of things happening in my general vicinity i want them to stop

[slowciopath @sam_wolfson]

she gave my pecker a