sam

[⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟⃟ @monclir]

future said go fuck that nigga get it over with i did not feel that shit at all

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Falcons fans:

[Jhay @jhayusb]

omw to get the worm early asf

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[saila @sailaunderscore]

The US bombing Iran reminds me of how we bombed and Iran away from you, hope we can get back to US.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I took 217 Waymo rides yesterday

Each ride cost $7

I urinated in the backseat of every car

Guess who owns the company that charges $250 to thoroughly clean each car

$243 in pure profit for each ride

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i ain't clearing up no rumors unless they say i'm out here eating coleslaw

[Viking @vikinglivee]

Average day before discovering gambling

[Zion @zionszzn]

cereal be good as hell every 200 weeks

[Aporia @0xaporia]

Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. That’s for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!

[autist @litteralyme0]

How the situationship felt right before telling each other it’s best to never see each other again

[໊ @user0000O0]

life when you accept there’s nothing you can do and move on

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

“Bro can you go out tonight? Nah man I am broke.”

Roth IRA: $82,564.22
Taxable: $251,553.19
Checking: $33.59

This is the way.

[Ashot Gabrelyanov @gabrelyanov]

Regular 2026 day be like:

9:30 — Stock market crash
11:15 — Crypto crash
13:20 — Housing market crash

Lunch

15:20 — Oil crash
16:15 — AI bubble burst

Dinner

[Alaa (in 🇯🇵) @lebantineala]

you turn 20 and your dating competition is dudes you looked up to when you were 5