Sam Anderson

I am an Adult - OAS AAS LLS. I like pineapple pizza.

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

Yo... if you are reading this right now, you need to know you are a beautiful human being. Keep doing what you’re doing and never stop believing in yourself.

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@lannalowefoco Lol! Ourselves! :)

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

God Damnit I love myself and you should too.

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@DopeStranger1 Ah the mines. Love that place.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I felt a strong need to talk about Norm today and I was lucky that two good friends from my show joined me to share stories about what made this brilliant and complicated guy so unique. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

Rest In Peace one of the best comedians of our time. @normmacdonald Thanks for all the laughs and joy you brought to this world. There will never be anything like you. #RIPNormMacDonald

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

Did anyone ever stop and question the WAR that left Mr. Krabs in crippling depression?

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@BSingLIFE @rachelbearinger Aldi’s

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@BSingLIFE @rachelbearinger Almond milk is pretty cheapo

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@tubasam43 That’s freaking amazing man

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@IgramSauce T.I.?

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@bigboyhunty You’re back!!

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@dishboi2 If you don’t give me updates I’m cutting you out of my life *period

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@tubasam43 M g a

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

Hey guys... Santa coming🎄🎉🎁😎🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏻🎅🏿🎄🎁

And don’t worry I and I’m sure many others doubled checked with the CDC guidelines and it turns out COVID can’t be spread from “Christmas cheer” so we’re still good.🎄🎁

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

What is Donald Trump’s favorite instrument...

A lyre

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@tubasam43 Wanna be my adopted brother? Hope you’re okay with Blue Cross Blue Shield

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

Please.

For the love of god.

Before tomorrow is over.

If you haven’t done so already.

V O T E

That is all.

[Sam Anderson @sama368]

@amzingsamurai No