LorazeSam

[ً @viveecal]

when im out with friends and then the unavoidable overwhelming realization that im fat and ugly hits me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[LorazeSam @samaanthaax]

damn.

[⋆𐙚 ̊ 🐞⏳ @hampsteadwishes]

noah kahan albums:

[𝐭 𝐫 𝐢 𝐱 𝐢 𝐞 ! 🎠 @theres_a_bea]

noah kahan joining the war on depression on the side of depression

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Why did we let the Mormons have such a beautiful state. They deserve Kansas not Utah

[a knight who remembered his meows @ManuclearBomb]

In the Pitt finale they revealed baby Jane Doe’s name is Aegon Targaryen

[Drew Beringer @drewberinger]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[the pitt med student⚕️ @robbys_toupee]

Mamma Mia but the 3 possible dads are these mfs

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[LorazeSam @samaanthaax]

@rxbs__ @disaster_sarah the word uncommon was used for a reason i did not say it was impossible. And yeah, i’m fully aware of how absence seizures look, feel, & last. it’s why added her “snapping back” would not have been brought on by the looks of people, she wouldn’t have even known they were doing so

[LorazeSam @samaanthaax]

@kartonmerci @disaster_sarah which is why i used uncommon instead of the word impossible.

[helv ✨ @helvyeah1]

every damn week the pitt ep cuts off at such a devastating part i’m left staring at the reflection of my own harrowed face in the black screen #thepitt

[Kate @Katerade]

Why don't you go to a baseball game and eat a hot dog and drink a beer and shut up

[mer 🪩 @samirasmohan]

i can’t believe da pitt is gonna kill off nick and jess’s landlord

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.