Sam

Another Angle

[Pan @pangrey123]

I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

Done: https://t.co/E0auLnA5UU

[Kotila @Kendall_kndl]

I hate that every time I suit up as a Green Lantern, instead of getting called "hero" or "man of the people", I start hearing abominations like "corper", "corper wee", and "omo ijoba".

[Big Yetty Has Her PVC ✨ @yetunede]

We are too disconnected.
2 buses of corpers kidnapped
Helicopter crash yesterday.

Tffffffff

[THE Eze Nwanyi❗️ @Ezin__ne]

HOW TO LEGALLY MAKE MONEY ON #lagoslife

1. Take pictures at the beach (paid photography) pays 6-8k
2. Buy a laptop and do freelance gigs. Pays 4-7k
3. Buy and resell at the market. Pays 4-6k
4. Sing at afrika shrine. Pays 3-5k
5. Freelance at cchub. Pays 3-4k

[The Liquid Metal Himself @iam_jerrymoses]

Now that we understand what money is, here’s a list of politicians with allegations of diversions of public funds and the amount-

1. Sadiya Umar Farouk - N729b
2. Sambo Dasuki - $2.1b (approx. N2.78 trillion)
3. Yahaya Bello - N190b
4. Saleh Mamman - N34b
5. Murtala Nyako - N29b
6. Darius Dickson Ishaku - N27b
7. Willie Obiano - N42b
8. Aminu Tambuwal - N189b
9. Hadi Sirika - N19b
10. Udom Emmanuel - N700b

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

me trying to imagine myself in the shows i watch

[Woman of undisputed wealth 🪭🪭🤑 @Ehneskay_Tim]

Nora Roberts was the first author to introduce me to yearning as a concept.
Her male leads were so good.
That entire MacGregor series was real romance!

[Dr Jasper Aziegbemhin @JasperMhin]

African horror to the World🩸

#idia

[Moonlight🌙🤍 @Precioustumii]

Can you do it in such a way that we can compete please?
Like first to reach Yaba from Berger?

[Seplat Energy @SeplatEnergy]

Tree4Life is our leading reforestation initiative, focused on restoring ecosystems, and supporting land recovery across the communities where we operate.

In 2025, we doubled our tree planting target, delivering 200,208 trees, bringing total progress to 231,028 trees.

[Tobi @Tobicods]

So many abnormalities are happening in this country.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a passport costs 250k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a local flight can cost 100k.

Minimum wage is 70k, but a driver’s licence costs 45k.

A year’s minimum wage is 840k, yet a room self-contained in central mainland can cost 1 million annually.

Minimum wage is 70k, but transportation to work alone can cost 30k a month.

Do we really have a government?

[dunniee billionsss!🤍 @DunnieeTheDJ]

a masters degree abroad would fix me

[aver @x_cjxn]

piercing delayed is not piercing denied

[Kartel🦅 @olakunyimi]

Omo😭

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

The reason why i find it even more funny is because I know they know they’re fooling 🤣🤣🤣🤣