@natwrotewhat@WearyWithToil They meet in this book! And the toothfairy has pliers and anchor tattoos. Also Santa has got the wrong night. And they meet ghosts and The Thing Under The Bed (he's shy and not scary) and the Sandman.
Not sure that Father Christmas's rating system is working this year as Small had a stocking full of presents this morning, despite asking if Santa existed when I was a kid and then asking if I was the same age as my 62 year old MiL...
@DrNeilMatthews@alistaircoleman I grew up there and my mum used to serve her in the bank! (Wallingford was also Causton in the first few series of Midsomer Murders. It's a very quiet little town, despite this...)