Sam Adams

I'm fun

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

HAHAHHAHAHA this was truly one of my best tweets of all time

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

Looking at the first question on my exam like

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

YouTube daily vlogger’s kids be like:

[MilfLover69 @Adam_Derpin]

ur telling me a flea runs this market

[𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖔 @mario_xcx]

when the answer “d) all of the above” is on a test https://t.co/I5m0Vmi5SK

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

“Pit bulls are vicious dogs” @Riley_Gorey

[username @12346789jl]

My cousin throws a birthday party every year for her dog and its always my favorite day of the year lol. Happy birthday Budha! Also happy birthday to Peanut her roomates dog!

[wheel @willayy24]

Can't wait to crack a cold one

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

Me: *Tries to be fun, intelligent and relatable*
Also me: *spells "jitters" wrong*

[Kyla @s9kyle]

I am:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

🔘leaving and you can’t stop me! I’m packing my bags, I had a very calm day until this a little bump in the road comes and she be’s sarcastic! She’s gunna try n stop me but she can’t run in those lil high heels! You’ll never see this face AGAIN!

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

@willayy24 Ummm hi....

[Deepak Chopra @DeepakChopra]

When terrorism, racism, bigotry, prejudice, hatred, trade wars, climate change, extinction of species, mechanized death, gun violence, extreme nationalism ethnocentrism & gangster global leaders become the norm we must address our collective insanity urgently or face extinction

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

Does the Convergence Center make you have to poop? A UMW survey

[Addatude @addatude_]

Me in 3rd grade cheating at MASH so I can live in a mansion with Jesse McCartney

[Dominic DeAngelis @dommdeangelis]

When an Instagram ad pops up about something you were JUST talking about and you know damn well you’ve never searched that shit before.

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

@willayy24 Their*

[Sam Adams @samadams_light]

@willayy24 Nice try but no