Archimedes

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

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[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Jfarrers Oo you said 'ironically'. You're so thoughtful and intelligent. And obviously your sense of humour is top notch and just so great.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@ULiaison @pointlesslettrs @Jfarrers You're actually hilarious. Please keep going.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@TR1CKY @ULiaison @pointlesslettrs Oh my god this guys 6 ft 4 let's all stop tweeting right now. Look at me I'm so tall and grown up. Embarrassing mate

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Jfarrers Of course you were. It's much easier to bitch and whine than actually have to think and construct arguments.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@NeilOutOfTime @pointlesslettrs @Jfarrers So you're still just resorting to calling him a wanker rather than challenging his arguments with facts/logic. Good job 👍🏼

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@saintly_jim @pointlesslettrs Nah just leftist twitter. Everywhere else you get actual arguments, valid points, diversity of opinion, debate. Here you just get 'wanker'.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Simonjenkin @pointlesslettrs Oh my god 'wankflake'. That's it you've won the internet. You're so fucking cool and funny it's unreal.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@ULiaison @pointlesslettrs @Jfarrers Jesus when did you learn to be so funny and clever?

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@alshadowdancer @pointlesslettrs It's not a put down. The modern left are not exposed to diversity of opinion so think anything they say is right/funny/accurate.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Ghost_Jazz_ Let's just call everyone we don't like wankers - what a fantastic and well thought through means of political debate. Keep it up 👍🏼

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@2di2d @pointlesslettrs Calling someone a wanker is a lazy and childish opinion. Why should I have to explain that to you? The left are literally like 4 year olds

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Jfarrers Are you just gonna keep making drivelous comments about my tweets or are you going to make an argument against something I say?

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@saintly_jim @pointlesslettrs Well it's not is it. It's meaningless rubbish that's only intention is to be funny and insulting. Which it is neither.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@jouaiyeux @pointlesslettrs @Jfarrers Aw look you've learnt a word from the right and now think you're cool and edgy and funny bu using it too 👍🏼

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@NeilOutOfTime @pointlesslettrs @Jfarrers I'm just throwing it back at him. He shouldn't be picking on someone for their appearance if he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@TomDeLaCooper @pointlesslettrs I'm not going to defend everything Paul has ever tweeted if that's what you expect. The world isn't that binary Tom. Grow up.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@H_orrorSymphony @IamYanetGarcia What a shit false equivalence. Not funny and not remotely accurate or serious. This is why the left are losing - you have child arguments.

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Retours_Sillett @BenDunnell Oh shit you're well funny. I'd love to be as funny and cool as you mate. What a legend

[Archimedes @SamaelMorres]

@Simonjenkin @pointlesslettrs There's always a very valid explanation as to why you're called snowflakes. It actually has a meaning. Rather than just 'wanker'.