shakespeare himself could not have written the epic that is gabrielle breaking her established vow of peace to go absolutely feral and slice through a roman army when she sees xena immobilized
“Opinions” that Midwesterners know to be factual:
1) day old chili > fresh chili
2) sneakers don’t exist, every form of enclosed footwear is a tennis shoe
3) pop not soda
4) we don’t have an accent, YOU have an accent