sam

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All them homies makin the GIFS gettin paid?

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Yo they changed Tony the Tiger

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Yo how did Subway survive the “Jared Incident,” but Papa Johns is flexing that a two topping large pizza only costs $28 after the “Papa Incident”

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Currently beating off anime bishes wit a stick

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@benjaminlinzee @Wendys Biggie bag was always the move anyway

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Just checked out what some of my extended family and high school class mates are up to on Facebook for the first time in a while.

So not it.

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When did they make Bitmojis absolutely terrifying?

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I believe at this point in my life it’s safe to say I actually never will be as turnt up as the Gucci Mane

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Dear Nintendo,

Pls just let us play pokemon on our phones.

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The only bummer about Taylor Swift’s hit song “22” is that every chick I went to high school with and still follow on Instagram is turning 22 right now.

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Can’t remember the last time I saw a commercial without Shaq in it

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#nattyintern #contest

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#BestBarLuckyJoes @BarstoolCSU

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Anybody else too scared to ask who tf Rash Limbo was?

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@Tyler_1719 @dogecoin Prrrretty sure it’s task but ok

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Just invested in DogeCoin. I now find myself a little worried about Biden’s task plan.

@dogecoin #dogecoin #onepercent