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Love Jesus. Read books. Live well. Get married. Make babies. Make art. Make love. Cook. Bake. Homeschool. *Tanner’s wife*

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@NoContextBrits Literally every American I know has a kettle. What are you on about?

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@JackNapierNot I stay at home and homeschool. My husband works 12-hours shifts. He isn’t expected to do a single thing around the house. I cook almost every night, I clean, I take the kids to their activities, and I have zero outside help. It’s the greatest job. So blessed.

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@AnnaDevereux1 We sabbath every Sunday and it’s amazing. No tv. No news. No video games. We hang out with friends and family and read and talk and eat. Fantastic day.

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@WomenBeingAwful @JLo But how’d she get in that bed with him to begin with?

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@ariafairyx Nothing was more magical than this in my childhood.

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@WomenBeingAwful Oh no. I have pictures of my kids in front of this mural. Why does that make things much worse?!

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@DuckieLouise My oldest is 15 and we still say “chick a flay” like he did when he was a little guy.

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@WilmaD77996 @TheManlet_King She posted it. The sauce was maple syrup on her pancakes.

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@Elliesmommyy23 I’ve had 4 kids. Hubs is an ER doc. Used different OBGYNs and midwives for each pregnancy and birth. Different care after delivery. Literally never once been told I couldn’t have a drink or two while nursing. The rule has always been, “if you can’t feel it, neither can baby.”

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@Eviemagazine So. Not a “miss?”

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@DalitDetector I love how “6’4” and in finance” should mean something. People who count that as high value have low values.

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@rebekah_e_s Why do they always want to wear the baby bjorn??? And not well.

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@cinemabarnes I recently quoted this line to my husband as the best millennial lyric and it was a great moment.

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@TylerSmall812 @CptAncapistan I was a Nick kid and my sister was a Disney kid. We lived in a house divided. Trying times.

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@WenDogeCoin @CptAncapistan @CassandraRules Saaaaaaame

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@CptAncapistan I was closing out of the app as it scrolled and I caught a glimpse of this. I immediately reopened PRAYING it didn’t reload. MEMORY UNLOCKED!!!! Wow.

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@gothhauswife This stopped me in my tracks. Is it in my size?!

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@BrianAtlas Lindsay supporters *are* unreasonable and irrational and I will lose every election to stand for that truth. — Revolutions are not made; they come.

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@tanyaelisabethh It’s really gross. But all I really think is, “maybe you should have tried that hard during your marriage.”

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@Babygravy9 Look at the gay way Piker shakes Kirk’s hand. What a girl.