Samantha Alcazar

don't take anything I tweet too seriously

[Jacob Coyne @jacoblcoyne]

How could Christianity be a man made religion when everything about it is against the things man makes?

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

Life so filled with love right now 🥹

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

10 days until I'm 30🥹🥳

[𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔞 @sourcenectar]

if asking someone to be honest with you causes them to back away, consider it a blessing.

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

"Let me navigate thru my job tasks while you enjoy your imaginary promotion" 😂😂😂 #TikTok https://t.co/1ivwqgTS22

[✰ @PRINCESSVlCKY]

me slow blinking to my cat

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

Julie & Julia is SO damn good ugh

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

you can’t accept the bare minimum and want princess treatment. you’ve already established you’ll take just about anything.

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

I found my husband

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

What do you even wear on a first date? It's been like a decade since I've actually been on a proper one. I'M OUT OF MY DEPTH HERE

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

When you watch Season 1 of a Netflix show and find out there ain't gon be a Season 2. I feel robbed. Like WHO made this decision?!

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

June,July, and August are my favorite months of the year 🥹 I cannot wait.

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

Pay attention to the distractions (people) from your past who pop out of the woodworks when God is about to bless you with something or someone better for you. That's all the Enemy trying to block those blessings ‼️

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

My dreams keep getting more and more vivid. And weird.

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

sorry bro ur too hateful u cant hang w us. i roll w sweeties & lovers we dont play that

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

I'm weak!! 😂Only Sopranos fans would understand this post

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

"2 tickets for the Barbie movie."

[Samantha Alcazar @samalchy]

" When the dusties hear the word 'provider' they get triggered " 😂