Sam Alcock

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

@AshleyBanjo myself and my fiancé are just laid in bed watching flirty dancing - how do we have you choreograph our first dance for our wedding? 😄😝

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

cloudy with a chance of me being a sarcastic bitch

[Adam Fox @AdamJamieFox]

"Love how I haven't been nominated for the ice bucket challenge." You don't love it. You're jealous nobody cares about you to nominate you.

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

@AdamJamieFox but he has a nice singing voice #edsheeran #lovehismusic

[Adam Fox @AdamJamieFox]

@samalcock93 that's cause I'm such a funny bastard ;) x

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

@AdamJamieFox cant tell.. funny funny. Xx

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

@AdamJamieFox i love your xfactor tweets! do you even like the programme or just watch it to bitch? X

[Al Snow @TheRealAlSnow]

I saw a tramp carrying a cardboard box today.

Must be building an extension.

[Ellie Goulding @elliegoulding]

Biggest smile on my face hearing that Burn is No1 for the second week running! Like this > 😁 love you guys so much

[Adam Fox @AdamJamieFox]

Might try and do Download, V AND Leeds Festivals next year. WHO'S WITH ME?

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth?

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

@KayleeBabe agreed! X

[Sam Alcock @samalcock93]

“@thelincolnite: What do think about the new look for @MokaLincoln, the former Ritzy's? http://t.co/yiyy7fd7BG” @KayleeBabe

[Adam Fox @AdamJamieFox]

Should probably go to work and pretend I'm sober.

[Chris Ramsey @IAmChrisRamsey]

Liking your own comments on Facebook is like wanking in front of a mirror.

[Adam Fox @AdamJamieFox]

Wine and friends. This is cheering me up :)

[Saturday Down South @SatDownSouth]

Over-thinking ruins you, ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry & just makes everything much worse than it actually is.

[its things in life @itsthingsinlife]

Be yourself, Live your dreams, Go after what you want. There are only so many chances. If you want it, go get it!