Samuel Paparella

This is just about all of it

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

“Six seasons?? That would be two and a half years.”

[Maxwell Paparella @44getting]

My parents canceled on me to be with another child..

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

If you ain’t got money for rent, you better have money for drugs…

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

I can’t believe I’m as old as Julius Caesar was when he was my age 😰

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

1st shot of Moderna: Chill body high, arm hurts

2nd shot of Moderna: Brain feels like it lost a fight with a crowbar, arm hurts

[Maxwell Paparella @44getting]

I lead a simple life. I wake up. I have breakfast. I try not to get drawn into any confidence games or do anything that would bring dishonor upon my family. I go to sleep.

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

His name was linguine... Wait no... Alfredo!

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

I think it’s entirely possible to live 150 years if I just wait until 75 to have my midlife crisis

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

@chris_dionne I do love me some crisp air

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

Y’all ever just __________?

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

I’m just tryna have curves like the Michelin man

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

I’m just built different...better, you might say.

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

“Sometimes you have the depth of a teaspoon” - a disappointed loved one

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

My roommate wants inverse frosted tips

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

Simping for fossil fuels gives off major SMOL BRANE energy

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

I’ve got the sharpest chin in the west.

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

@spaprahc Was this you tho?

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

Ich bin eine Ziege

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

@RudyGiuliani That hair dye running down your sweaty face do be hittin different 🤤

[Samuel Paparella @Samallerapap]

@realDonaldTrump You’re ugly and you lost ❤️