Sam Alper

Tweets? Nah. Sweet-Tweets. Yah.

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

At 94, June Squibb is an unlikely box office champ. This month, she had roles in two of the country’s Top 10 movies: “Thelma,” the charming action comedy in which she plays the lead, and the No. 1 blockbuster “Inside Out 2.” https://t.co/6C2uxWhTR2

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@ejdickson My wife was literally explaining this to me last night lol

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@SamAdlerBell I love your podcast! Who the hell is saying it shouldn’t exist?!

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

This is my city and I can sing whatever I want on its aves, from Alicia Keys to Andrew Lloyd Pepper to any of the songs of Kia sinatra. Even people threatening to kill each other over parking can be music if you look at it in just the right way as I do. One hamburger please!

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@iycrtylph @BigMeanInternet Oooh gonna get me one of these fine audio files!

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

Big little lies, little fires everywhere, tiny beautiful things, little tiny beautiful fires all over portrait of a lady on fire but she’s little and it’s beautiful but there are lies of adults and it’s a beautiful little tiny penis. Tiny beautiful fires. Little exquisite adults

[Ned Riseley @nriseley]

I’ve said it before and I need to say it again: the ‘Love is Blind’ contestants need to describe what they think their betrothed looks like to a forensic artist before they meet them

[Born to Tweet @dvdmcgwn]

RT if you would join his cult

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@nriseley You were so fucking mean

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@nriseley More complicated than the electoral Coolidge!

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@dougiepoole666 @WharfCatRecords Oooh gonna snag that vinyl

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

oh, stunning

[pHiycrtyl @iycrtylph]

no matter how many times i read this passage from adorno, every time i audibly gasp

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@iycrtylph @cwgibois @npseaver Only now discovering I can listen to u on a podcast goddamn first time I’ve regretted ignoring Twitter in years

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@iycrtylph Don’t scam me bro

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@malnote Seconded

[Ja Morant @JaMorant]

HTown take care of lil bro 🖤 @JalenGreen 4️⃣

[Jalen Green🤍 @JalenGreen]

Kobe said he learned more from his bad shooting games then his good shooting games🙏🏽🖤 keep goinnnnn beauty in the struggle

[Matthew D. Loeb @matthewloeb]

I am announcing that unless an agreement is reached, 60,000 @IATSE film and tv workers will begin a nationwide strike against the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) on Monday, October 18 at 12:01 a.m., PDT. #IASolidarity

[Sam Alper @SamAlper]

@SeanClements So it’s a one go around the circle structure… damn ok ok