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@jerseymikes FREE SUB

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I legit feel sick. How do people continually vote against their own interests?

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INJECT THE HAMMY WALKOFF DIRECTLY INTO MY VEIN!!!!!! 🙌

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People who still use the circa 2016 INSANE beauty filters on their pics…honey what u doin???

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@UPS love how I’m told by your customer service that my package isn’t available to be picked up all day…to finally get word to go get the package only to find your location was closed FOUR HOURS early and is closed tomorrow. What a joke. HORRIBLE.

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New job offer has me like: “Mom, I am a rich man.” 💅🏻

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Office culture is just coworkers sharing the same germs back and forth forever because no one wants to use PTO when they are sick.

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Sent my mom (and her coworkers), my second mom Sue, and my future mother in law edible arrangements for Galentines tomorrow; I feel like a kid on Christmas waiting for them to get their surprises tomorrow!!!

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I hate Founders Day with a fiery passion. Bikes revving their engines since 7 am, people parking half way into my driveway, standing in the middle of the road etc. Realize that people actually live here, it’s not just a tourist trap.

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I’m just emotionally exhausted. Summer should be happy and care free yet I am far from it.

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Just saw 3 cars chasing each other on Garman Rd, cars stop, girl jumps out, guy jumps out of other car and proceeds to start punching the girl in the face and head repeatedly. Unreal. Do better Akron.

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I LOVE PICKLES

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@alexb1236 I know, I’m sorry to disappoint that we were fully clothed this time 🤣

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Another fucking squirrel got in the house but my boy Ziggy finally started pulling his own weight and killed it. I’m a proud dog mom.

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All I want is to go sit on a patio somewhere for HH and everyone is busy!!!! 😭

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Can mercury retrograde be over already???

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The reality is that as an adult you will still feel the sting of being left out, the same feeling when you didn’t get invited to the cool kid’s bday party. And you know what? It’s okay! There’s space and acceptance for everyone in this wide world…you just gotta find your people.

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It’s the season to once again play the classic Akron game: fireworks or gunshots??

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Such a long shitty week, can’t I just be a stay at home girlfriend pls????