Samanda Purse

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

Jetpack technology exists, but the reptiles hoard it for themselves! Oprah is actually an eagle wearing a big costume!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

Obama is a Satanic Illuminati Witch--which is kinda cool actually! Sandy Hook was a test; everyone was a paid actor!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

The Illuminati run the world WAKE UP, IT’S BREAKFAST TIME! ABC’s Lost was a secret documentary! It’s all true!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

But who was plane? WHO WAS PLANE? George Washington was a robot powered by steam! Fuck you, I won’t do what you told me!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

But who was plane? WHO WAS PLANE? Dogs all have chips in their brain and spy for the government!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

The Illuminati run the world WAKE UP, IT’S BREAKFAST TIME! Thomas Jefferson owned slaves, a philosopher stone, and an iMac! So called “facts” are fraud!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new Playstation 4 No more lies! I won’t eat pie! I’d rather die! Or lose my eyes! Follow my Tumblr--FOR MORE TRUTH!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new record

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

Kanye is in the Illuminati! So is Jay-Z! Beyonce isn’t though!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new GoPro Camera! All tragedy is a farce! A farce...of farts!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

If you look at a $1 bill closely, you’ll see it’s covered in reptiles! The War of 1812 happened in 1898!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new Wii U The Constitution doesn’t even exist!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new Alienware PC All tragedy is a farce! A farce...of farts!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

Jetpack technology exists, but the reptiles hoard it for themselves! Oprah is actually an eagle wearing a big costume! My dad said Elvis had to go into hiding because his music was bringing down the system!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

Elvis Presley isn’t dead. Obama is Elvis! Dogs all have chips in their brain and spy for the government!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new conch seashell! Night time is a lie! The government is just blocking out the sun!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new Xbox One

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

I just bought a cool new CD/cassette tape player! All tragedy is a farce! A farce...of farts!

[Samanda Purse @samanda666]

The New York Yankees are Freemason clones conducting a hyper-sigil! Abraham Lincoln hid a bunch of knives in his hat! ILLUMINATI! My dad told me freedom of speech only exists in libraries!