Saman Keshmiri

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@editingemily Out of facilities is when you are no longer in the pooper.

[mod @wsbmod]

There are widespread reports that retail brokers such as @TDAmeritrade will restrict trading for individual investors today.

When will regulators restrict the illegal naked shorting of stocks by hedge funds, which is the root cause of this mayhem?

GME now showing 250% short

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@gootik @theRealFroozle I’m in boulder sasan. Arash you’re not in SF?

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

After market selling feels fake AF. How is this market manipulation legal? #gamestonk

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@theRealFroozle Miss you too Arash!

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@gootik It’s back!! Dude $5000 is not a meme.

[mod @wsbmod]

Any account pretending to speak for us speaks for us even less than we speak for us. I heard this guy once ran a scam trading competition.... sound familiar?

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@Allbirds it's been a week and I haven't gotten an email that my order is shipped (order # 64407681). help???

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@gootik @MetroBank_Help @gootik change your password to: "newpass; DROP TABLE accounts"

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@kay_Ghahremani https://t.co/nlqv5Qd0CR

[SFGATE @SFGate]

It turns out Australian accents were probably formed due in large part to...lots of alcohol https://t.co/2EglKbLiVy

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

http://t.co/ZGWRxVxsWQ

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@SepehrNassiri Have you heard this amazing song? https://t.co/4r0if7JVT7

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

@SepehrNassiri sepehr-tweet-skie-generator

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

BGJ = J @gootik

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

No, You Can’t Manufacture That Like Apple Does — Medium https://t.co/mXKvU9clIi

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

Apple tried to display the slow-motion capture capabilities of the new iPhone with a slow-motion stream of their event! #AppleLive

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

How can retargeting help you win the war for talent? http://t.co/VhAac6fSRf

[Saman Keshmiri @samankesh]

“@SFWeekly: How well do you know BART? Play this game and find out! http://t.co/hM0HAtbuIG” @gootik @arashafrooze

[Sasan @gootik]

"We should be more like monkeys. They have no definition of time." -- @samankesh

[Mia Tramz @miatramz]

Breathtaking Rocket Launch as Research Satellite Blazes Into Space http://t.co/NkpxSe9WDl @TIME @ingallsimages @nasa