sam

inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Awesome charity event, awesome dude. @XavierRhodes29_ See you in the bowl!
#rhodesclosed #toydrive #skol

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Being drunk on crutches is so different

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@stockx put a supreme accessories drop down in search bar on the side.

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Wondering when my phone will realize that 99/100 times I mean people not oriole. I don’t talk about Baltimore that much. #autocorrectfail #iphone #baltimore

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@thrifted_bird It took me awhile to figure out what over half a week was ~ IM GLAD UR BETR

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Water is so crazy

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@k3lseyml ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[sam @samantha_lainee]

I really have no room for people who don’t get over when you’re merging and there’s a whole ass open lane to the left.

[sam @samantha_lainee]

You talk like you’re famous, you’re shameless

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard.

[sam @samantha_lainee]

“You know I love a good receipt.”
#rabiaandellynsolvethecase

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@Venmo Sam-rich09

[sam @samantha_lainee]

I do not understand this level of “contour”

[sam @samantha_lainee]

“Uhhh, you know, I never knew there was wild rhinos out there” - Brandon

[sam @samantha_lainee]

I didn’t like pickled onions for about a year now i like them again.

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@courtneycable74 I need you to buy this so I can have a tour

[sam @samantha_lainee]

Me: “Are you sleeping”

Brandon “No just waiting for you to get up so you can get me a cookie”

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@HilaryDuff “if the light is off then it isn’t on”

Girl yes. Thank u. #soyesterday

[sam @samantha_lainee]

@corestern21 Love it 💃🏻

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Kids today get a push notification that school is cancelled and will never understand the absolute thrill of watching the news like the NFL draft