Samantha Rose

25 | I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom 👶🏽 #blm #stopyulin #adoptdontshop ♒️🏳️‍🌈

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@Lexi_Pron How do I thumbs down

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I turn 26 next month I am not ok

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@lindsay_stromme Sames

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Who needs a therapist when you got tik tok

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Omffgggggg @culvers got rid of their Buffalo chicken tenders I’m cryinnng

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Thinking ab those that don’t keep their toothbrush covered

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Damn ppl are still poking me on Facebook I thought those were exterminated years ago

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Someone teach ya girl how to invest I’m starting a new hobby and ain’t trynna go broke in 2 weeks

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I’m starting to think hair extensions would solve all my problems

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y’all settle just bc ya comfortable. never

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I hate when I go mia on Twitter bc this is home of my actual soul

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I 👏🏻 don’t 👏🏻 want 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 is a good enough reason

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unpop opinion but if I’m pregnant that means my partner’s pregnant too. liiike how in the Satan’s toenails do girls settle for a partner who goes out to bars/clubs meanwhile prego is at home staring at the damn ceiling making organs?? like I would literally disappear lmao.

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@_jamiecosta @_hannahhhb 😂

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tiktok has really convinced me that I need a power washer in my life

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@alyssaamrheinn WOW I’m not alone.. literally I die a little bit more inside every time I see screaming

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whenever ppl wish someone a happy bday on facebook they’re always like “SCrEaMinG happy birthday to....” plus 5 more paragraphs like chill out omg idk why it bothers me sm lmao

[Samantha Rose @samanthaars]

if I could disappear off the face of the earth right now that’d be ideal. aliens if you’re out there watching, choose me.