samantha barton

mother of two!

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt She's 36 older than me. But than if I'm 35 you must be 38

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt Retarded is what she is.

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt Let me know her name I'll add her 🤣🤣🤣

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

#rockingthelook

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt @80sEight @ARBY2222 Wanted a look and your lovely pic came up on my news feed. I'm allowed on here nosey! 😄

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

Back to work. #nothappy #COVID19 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@80sEight @Pepperknowsnowt @ARBY2222 Playing on the big board

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@80sEight @Pepperknowsnowt @ARBY2222 Looking good 🤣🤣🤣

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

With all of us self isolating. Everyone is bored. Population will only get bigger. What's the first thing everyone is going to do.
Shag........

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

What's your flava????????

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

Fucking outrageous £1.99 for a lighter..
Totally disgusting..
Making it harder to smoke nowadays

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt What's that?
 It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
You want a pint, you go to the pub I thought this was a pub  It's a Samoan pub.

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt Course you will sweetheart.
Course you will

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt The entire British empire was built on cups of tea...
 Yeah, and look what happened to that.And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt @RobertH14907243 Stop burning people feet.

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

@Pepperknowsnowt @RobertH14907243 You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

Thomas Selby is handsome.
But cillian Murphy is a drag #peakyblinders

[samantha barton @samanthabarton3]

Just walked past two lads & I hear them say I have a saggy arse..
Do I really have a saggy arse??
Don't answer that??