samanthabaus

go tf away

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if you showed me this tweet a year ago

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

if a dog’s not barking, it’s being fed.

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

It’ll never be enough

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

How life feels when you stop taking men seriously

[! @grey990s]

I need to blow my shit smooth off

[lexiiiiiiiiiiiii @blondspit]

Commenting “nightmare blunt rotation” on my ex’s family Thanksgiving photo

[Your savior @lainavasilias]

& the sun kept shining bitch

[KAI @ended_everyone]

justin bieber performing STAY while drunk

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

I hope it eats you for the rest of your life.

[777 @dessszn]

in no life will it ever be my loss

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying whore

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

it’s fine. i just need to kill myself about this

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

the feminine urge to blow my fucking head off

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

NOW YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IS MY NEW JORDAN CLEANAA

[samanthabaus @samanthabaus]

fuck my chungus life

[chris @ATR3lDES]

i aspire to look this miserable all the time