Samantha Booth

Snapshots of a malfunctioning mind

Been in love with a Jeep named Bruce 03/16 ❤

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

Ditched on date night starter pack: whole frozen pizza, cheesecake, and an entire bottle of wine. Bit of beer too, just in case.

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Happy Saint Patricks day! May your inner Irish shine 🍺 https://t.co/Ad2Hg8Srej

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I want cake god damn it. Not salad. #fucksalad2017

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

You know what sounds like a great side dish for this self loathing session? Triscuits and hot rods for sure.

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

Oh my goddddd. 2017 looks like it will be off to a good start!

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

For Christmas I want a love life like the Arkells and a sex life like 50 shades of grey.

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

"Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come."

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

drowning in homework, coffee, and dread is how i will die, there's no way around it at this point.

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

Not 👏 Prepared 👏 For 👏 Today 👏

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

When writing out a shopping list is more intriging than this class. Pay attention or think of all the delicious food I'm making this week?

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

If you come after me, that's fine. Come after my friends and the people they care about? We're going to have issues, bud.

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

'I'm going to make him my nonsexual sugar daddy'
'Sam, most people just call that a friendship'

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My response to "hows school going"

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

I'll sleep when I'm educated, or dead, whichever comes first.

[Samantha Booth @samanthabooth97]

Someone move to the city with me 😭

[Alexis Ren @AlexisRen]

Not everyone you lose is a loss