Samantha

ER nurse | wife | dog mom

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

I’m triaging this patient at work and asked what his height was and he chuckles and says, “Do you want my real height or my Tinder height?”. 😐

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

If you breaking before you blinkin, BYE

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Hardest part of marriage is keeping my husband fed lol

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking children. A judge refuses to release the list of who she sold them to. Up until the list is released, we have only one conclusion: all of them are on it. Every last damned billionaire, prince and politician. Have a nice day.

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Our 70 year old something PRECIOUS neighbor helps wash dishes at Bodega and said, “It gives me a reason to get outta the house.” he is so pure 🥺

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

👇🌹 SPOILER ALERT 🌹👇

#TheBachelorette is BACK like we've never seen it before! See you on July 11, Bachelor Nation! 💍

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Anyone else find ASMR extremely cringey? Genuinely curious why people find it relaxing

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

just a friendly suggestion 👋🏼

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’ve enjoyed the heck out of being a woman. I love serving women/cheering for women/studying with women/getting on my knees & praying with women. To all of you: any age, every gorgeous shade of color, height, accent, shoe size & enneagram number, I think you’re pretty wonderful.

[Aruexp_ @Aruexp]

this shit has me in TEARS

[mal @MAKintosh_2019]

Gabby, Rachel, and Susie leaving Clayton in Iceland #TheBachelor

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Clayton saying I Love you #TheBachelor

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

I wanna know who tf chose the lighting in Beauxdines bc I feel like I’m under investigation every time I walk in 🤣 🔦those lights bright as hell

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

I don’t care what anyone has to say, bangs are NEVER a good idea. Like never

[garretT 🍂 @G_Force5191]

hits a little different when the shit you see ends up on the news

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

@G_Force5191 Where u buying????

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Sometimes I feel like one day I’m gonna wake up and still be in college lol

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

THE COMMENTS

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Betrayal rarely comes from your enemies

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Watching grey’s anatomy in high school vs watching grey’s anatomy as an ER nurse…🥸

[Samantha @samanthacausey]

Also I am incredibly immune to eating cold food bc I eat so slow lol