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[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Social media is rage baiting me because if I see another vogue level wedding hosted at a $20k venue, but the actual ceremony IS IN THE WOODS? . Bitch I could go to the woods for zero dollars. There are woods in Cleveland. Like what the fuck

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

So you're telling me I can't take a case of happy dads to the library with me?

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

You had a huge wedding, bought a house, had a kid, was showered with gifts and attention for all three events, and now I have to look at you posting "ugh I hate being the third wheel" bitch you cheated on your husband tf

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

I think one of my bucket list goals is to play cupid & the couple eventually get married. I'd wear a small pin that said "matchmaker" to the wedding like a badge of honor

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Genuinely going to crash out. I hate living in America. I wish we could move to Canada. I wish we never bought a house and Ian had a transferrable job. This country and all the ppl in it are incredibly miserable and astoundingly stupid

[tabby @tabbyOSRS]

my airbnb host walked into my place unannounced while i was completely naked and all i got was a lousy ai chatbot customer support. @Airbnb please refund me for this insane violation of privacy

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Genuinely just so tired of life

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

It's a fetty wap summer fr

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

@fettywap where will you be after the game? You deserve some cold drinks on a Clevenders' dime.... A fucking star is free and people are being mid????

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Fetty wap performed at half time at the cavs game and the crowd was so mid. I would be losing my mind ! They don't know the true culture moment they are experiencing . I would die

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Genuinely just so tired of life

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Something deep down inside me wants to have a rave instead of a wedding reception

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

My own personal hell is when I decide to treat myself for lunch. I order. I sit down..I wait 30 mins and everyone who walks in after me gets their food and leaves before me. My lunch ends. I am still here, starving... It's midnight..They close the restaurant. I am still here...

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Instead of a wedding I am going to invite everyone to follow me around a garden and take pictures of me in my dress. No music no food , no real ceremony just tell me how pretty I am and how much you love me (and Ian)

Ian will be there to fluff my train of course.

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

New research reveals men pissing women off, everywhere, is common and incessant and will continue indefinitely.

More on that later.

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Three new favorite words incoming

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

Brooklyn, Ohio is just the white ghetto.
Tell me I'm wrong?

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

My next step is to give unsolicited color analysis advice to unassuming men with a slight insult attached.
"You're a cool summer, you will always look washed out in Cleveland Browns Orange"

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

I am stuck on the mentality go big or go home, and it looks like we're going home.

Literally. I can't find a wedding venue that I like in my budget range 😭

[blonk-182 @samanthadrinks]

"Throw an insult on the ground and the rightful owner will pick it up"