SAM🦒

UCONN ‘22

[SAM🦒 @samanthae_17]

If I could have a superpower it would be every time I snap a bowl of Mac and cheese appears

[kristina:)) @ricekristina255]

my car chapstick is not doing well

[𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 @arxhiiie]

happy father’s day to everyone who’s lost dads and who finds this day v hard. sending u all love 🌹

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kevin. He puts his frisbee in the way so his human is forced to throw it for him. 14/10 downright genius tactics

[Libby Pincher @libpincher]

pls look at what my dad sent me this morning I cannot even😭❣️🐶

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

girls don't want MONEY or JEWELRY or even DICK. girls want KITCHEN ISLANDS. bitches love kitchen islands

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Week 8 of lockdown: My girlfriend made an art gallery for our cat.

[JB 🐏 @JB_Peeples]

Not all things about the pandemic are bad... look how it’s bringing people together

[maddie @mkladyy]

only the elite know what it was like playing just dance in 2008 while your parents were getting a divorce in the next room <3 praying for u guys

[Kari @iENJOYKari]

Yes!!!!!!

[anthony @anthonygonnn]

In a world filled with kaitlyn Bennetts be a Rosie https://t.co/8L9Ycbj59b

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

[HNDRXX. @moreofcee]

THIS IS MY PRESIDENT😂.

[SAM🦒 @samanthae_17]

If you’re going to drive in this weather, please clean off your fucking car.

Sincerely,
The person driving behind you