samantha

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

YOU ARE A BAD BITCH. YOU ARE TALENTED. YOU ARE CAPABLE AND WORTHY. YOU DESERVE GREATNESS IN EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE. YOU ARE SMART. YOU ARE KIND. YOU ARE CARING. THE WORLD IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU HERE.

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

“i voted for tr*mp because i cant afford groceries!!!” best of luck affording veneers when your teeth fall out from his plan to defluoridate the us water system

[Jules 🍒 @jukesakajuul]

It’s actually illegal to talk about anything other than the Padres today btw

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

my toxic trait is good cocktails tasting like water

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

“did you not sleep?”
me: “what is that?”

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

i love starting family arguments based off a “tik tok i saw”

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

kinda hilarious that lil wayne was confused by questions like “are you high right now?” “do you ever get nervous?” i mean… pretty straight forward questions, no?

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i racked the balls wrong but actually they were wrong i’d maybe have an extra $87 dollars at least

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

if you have hand tattoos with no sleeves i’m low key judging you 🤷🏻‍♀️

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

can’t wait to be frolicking around a pool table tonight 🎱

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

MY BESTFRIEND HAD A BABY TODAY AND ITS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT! I CANT WAIT TO MEET MY NIECE 🥹

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

zach bryan and brianna are so fucking cute i cannot handle it

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

@dimcockleman yooooo fuck yeahhhhh absolutely love to see it!!!!!! how’d you like skis?! have you snowboarded too??

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

leaving to bear tonight but plotting and scheming if there’s time to go play a couple games of pool at the bar first 👀

[Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi]

pay attention to detail? you mean the thing the devil is literally in? no thanks

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

my toxic trait is i have a singular alcoholic beverage and i want to send it at the local dive and play pool

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

almost every email i’m receiving today is actually just an automatic reply so… remind me to take this week off next year thanks

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

going into the office today feels like going into the office on a saturday. criminal.

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

officially mentally checked out for the year. if you need me… no you don’t. save it for next year thanks xx

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

nights running the pool table at the bar really just hit different

[samantha @samanthahaaa]

airpod battery life is truly embarrassing… or maybe i’m unreasonable but stop dying so quick damn