samantha

[trash jones @jzux]

the american healthcare system is actually perfect if you’re a healthy person with no teeth or eyes

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

By the time you’re in your late 20’s you should have:

1. An air fryer
2. A Caffeine dependency
3. An SSRI
4. Reverted back to everything you loved aged 13-17 as a coping mechanism

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

me protecting my short king

[charlie @chunkbardey]

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

[brit™ @brittdwils]

this can’t be the same united states that miley cyrus was partying in

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

5 justices confirmed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote.
4 lied under oath.
2 credibly accused of sexual assault.
1’s seat literally stolen.
1’s spouse implicated in a coup attempt.

It is not enough to tell people to vote. We need a comprehensive plan to fix this court.

[Emily Krebs @EmilyKrebs6]

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

Roe. Miranda. Gun control. Church and State. All dismantled in a single week. The single worst week for civil rights and liberties in decades.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Abortion, which is lifesaving in cases of miscarriage, ectopic pregnancy, etc, will now be illegal in many states & even criminal in some & women will die as a result of this decision. So don't tell me you're pro-life.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

School shootings from 2009 to 2018:

🇬🇧 0
🇦🇷 0
🇳🇱 0
🇯🇵 0
🇮🇹 0
🇨🇭 0
🇦🇺 0
🇪🇸 0
🇬🇷 1
🇨🇳 1
🇰🇪 1
🇦🇿 1
🇩🇪 1
🇷🇺 1
🇪🇪 1
🇹🇷 1
🇭🇺 1
🇫🇷 2
🇨🇦 2
🇧🇷 2
🇦🇫 3
🇵🇰 4
🇳🇬 4
🇮🇳 5
🇿🇦 6
🇲🇽 8
.
.
.
🇺🇸 288

This. Is. Not. Normal.

[The Nearsighted Farseer @zaddyvince]

Seasonal depression seems fake until it's 55 degrees in February and it feels like you just took a party drug.