samantha

gaymer

[x__x @bpdsins]

listening to radiohead at 9 am before even giving the day a fair chance

[neq @dontcallmeneqer]

me das un caramel maniaco

[Roman Pearce @thisis_jaylee]

No quiero q piensen que me vale vrga todo, quiero que estén seguros

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i don't flirt i just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically

[mayer @ymmmayer]

i’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years)

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

my worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me

[jynx @jynxbby]

i need to stop talking so crazy and just be pretty

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

gonna let my hair air dry real quick and then we can go just give me like 7-10 hours

[Rosario Tijeras @whyismariana]

my kisses are 30g of protein btw

[mono @auuqueen]

Bicepholic

[mood @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Woke up sexy and capable of anything yet again

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Sometimes I delete a tweet because I remember I'm 25

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Hold on.. give me like a year.. im thinking ...

[⋆.·★ ℱₗₒᵣₐ ★·.⋆ @_pix3lpixi3]

a girl like me should be in the sky sitting on a star