Samantha David

Half Assed Adult

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

THATS MY BESTIEEE

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

astros fans rn

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Newsflash: dating a racist makes you a racist. Because you decided that racism isn’t a dealbreaker. It’s not that hard to understand.

[Jeffrey Ⓥ @LiftForever67]

In case you missed it.
Jon has words.

#RepublicansAreTheProblem

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

@Friggen_Anna LETS GOOOOOOO

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

Woke up this morning, had breakfast, watched Blink 182s Coachella set and leaving soon to go to a spa. This is a dope bday so far.

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

@Friggen_Anna Yikes bikes

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

@sassygrl423 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Penn State THON™ @THON]

And the total for THON 2023, Foster The Magic, is $15,006,132.46!

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

Calvin: I'm gonna be Santa and we're gonna have a picnic

Me: What if I don't want to play picnic again, what if I want to relax and turn my brain off cause you've been asking me questions all day?

Calvin: Mmm, no.

[ㅈ ❄️🐺🐦‍⬛🍎🌟🐠 #BRINGVALKOBACK @razumikhin_xx]

Reminds me of this vid. “Fat people exist, and they’re allowed to do so without hating themselves everyday and hiding themselves from the world.”

[The Crazy Tales of Ke Huy Quan @KeHuyQuan007]

It's so amazing to be nominated for an Oscar! I'll wear my boxing glove to protect myself from unforeseen slapping! 🤣😜

[Jason David @Jmd5361]

"You can't do taxes, because that's not very nice" - Calvin...Yeah, buddy...I know

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

Trying out Tik Tok! 💋👀 @JLo

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

My favorite thing right now is Calvin's obsession with Electric Feel by MGMT. He calls it OHH GIRL and sings along.

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

@sassygrl423 That's exactly how I felt. I said I've got all my mental health puzzle pieces in place between a hobby, my therapist, my psychiatrist and getting my eating disorders in check and this was the last piece and its just moving my body so I feel better.

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

I did 2 miles with intermittent running today at the gym and I forgot how much I love running. Plus the hydro massage after makes me feel like a pampered little bitch.

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

@sassygrl423 Lolol baby steps, my biggest issues I have with the gym is I go back and go too hard and burn myself out cause I can't see results fast enough so rn I'm training for my mental health. Maybe 2024 though.

[Samantha David @samanthaross]

I was at the eye doctor today and he asked what I did for work so I told him I'm a stay at home mom and I shit you not said "That's work?" ...My head almost popped off.

[Voters of Tomorrow @VotersTomorrow]

Schoolhouse Rock didn’t prepare us for this