Samantha

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

When your heart can’t stop smiling.💕💕💕

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Power outage + toddlers = sibling wars #thankgodwenowhavelights

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

You name the babies, I’ll name the dogs.

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Sometimes, keeping my mouth shut is the best choice. #icantdoit #stoptalkingsamantha

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

That moment when you have a great night, but you don't want to talk about it bc you don't want to jinx it🙂🙂😍😍😍

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Leaving the office on a Friday like...

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

You be my glass of wine, I'll be your shot of whiskey.

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Thanks @CincinnatiZoo for the dinner entertainment. My kids watch Fiona's video about 100 times. #welovefiona

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Got payroll out, like a boss. #fingerscrossed

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

If someone shows you who they are, believe them.

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Destiny is on the line. And she's calling collect. Accept the charges.

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

I always let destiny do the melon work.

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

That moment when your Saturday night plans are cleaning and watching crappy TV. #thisisalmost30 #ineedalife #oraboyfran #wtf

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Becks just looked at me, smiled super cute, and said "nope". Then he walked away. #accuratedattinglifedescription

[Samantha @samanthasaurus]

Adulthood is mostly getting your oil changed remembering to take the trash out & eating cold pizza while trying to figure out your next move