Samantha Sievert

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@yaboydebaty Did it

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@AliPickens This is how we get canceled. Good thing we’re prob past that time in our lives of being famous

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@kanyewest have you ever considered doing a line heelys-esque? The world needs it rn

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We still down? @PapaJohns

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@kanyewest This is where my loyalty to you might be over. Also they canceled you….

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@thagoodsis The weak girl who orders poached... if necessary

[ilana kaplan @lanikaps]

the 1975 will write a song about four seasons total landscaping

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@nader_nassar Ideal to me tbh

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@kanyewest how did you go from announcing your Gap line to THIS

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Dad tryna wear AirPods on the seadoo bc “wind” lol. Let’s see how this goes

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

peace, love, and eating cereal off the floor

[Samantha Sievert @samanthersiever]

@SalataSalads can you open your Bryant square location now pls

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@thagoodsis @gibsonoma Teddy’s ALL IN “I’m not sure I want you there but you better come” cry fest

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@kanyewest can you make a Christmas album now

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OH NO confessions part ONE is now playing, I’m 5 seconds away from asking if he wants to talk about it

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male Uber driver listening to Keisha Cole breakup songs. Should I ask what happened

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Pretty sure my new neighbors think I have a serious boyfriend but the “love you bye I’ll be back soon”, or “hi my baby” greeting is just me talking to my dog so

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Dude on the flight getting texts from “SEXY KELLY” in 72pt blind dad font on his iPad