sam 🌝

I’m a star sheriff badge

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[sam 🌝 @samanthot98]

He kinda ate

[Brad Bo 🇺🇸 @BradBeauregardJ]

Dark Brandon brings down the house at the White House Correspondents dinner!!

Here are my favorite clips of @POTUS slamming Trump, Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kevin McCarthy, Tucker Carlson, Fox News, Elon Musk, Don Lemon and of course, himself...enjoy! #WHCD

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deleted his bio like he’s a pop girl about to announce her new era

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@JordanKlepper vs. America's biggest gun show

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

In honor of International Women’s Day, possibly the best interview moment ever :

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy international women’s day

[🐈‍⬛🎃America Is Musty🎃🐈‍⬛ @DragonflyJonez]

This the type of shit Crash Bandicoot would do when you didn't move the controller for 2 minutes

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

[James @CaucasianJames]

just tried this out. pretty awesome. life is full of fun surprises. grateful for another day here on earth

[CNN This Morning with Audie Cornish @CNNThisMorning]

"This is hate in the mainstream."

Kanye West— banned from Twitter again. Here's why:

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[CK @charley_ck14]

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Rest in peace, Leslie Jordan. Thank you for the countless laughs and for sharing your spirit with us all. 💘

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

forever in a league of his own. i know he’ll be brightening everyone’s day in heaven.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

They built a gallows for you, Mike

[sam 🌝 @samanthot98]

@JaneEyreWoods @NicholasFerroni huh???🤣🤣

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

President Biden's announcement today about student loan debt relief has upset some people who believe it's unfair. I acknowledge that resentment, and also, while we're on the subject of unfairness, I have some thoughts for your consideration. (thread)

[sam 🌝 @samanthot98]

It worked y’all 🥰🙏🫶

[sam 🌝 @samanthot98]

cancel my student loan debt fuck face

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away