Sam

🌴 Don't feed the plants 🇩🇲. Software dev👩🏾‍💻. Obnoxiously talking about my cat all the time 🐱

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

I’ve realized I don’t know what yall mean by “hooded eyes” and at this point I’m afraid to find out

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@The_Acumen I don’t think I tested again for another 6-12 months and I was only down one point, but I tried to take a non-drastic approach. Anecdotally on the prediabetes sub Reddit I’ve seen folks mention faster results

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Ris3ap Yes I was a menace to society before

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

Got to vote for the first time in my life today.

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@itsSeanBankhead @Aamyra_A @Ris3ap

[Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Former Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline @Dayhaysoos]

Start up idea:

An AI product but actually useful. Who is building this?

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

I don’t even want yall to recommend TH on this app because every single time it ends up being the same concersation

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Ris3ap I wish I could say, I could not have prepared myself for what that outfit ended up being

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

A week away from Halloween and I still haven’t practiced my eyeliner

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Aamyra_A You gotta get more Canadian

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

I love having a cat that will yell at me for sleeping in on the weekend like I’m late for my job

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

This kind of feels like an explicit attempt to make sure that he isn’t returning to glee

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

that’s great but is he returning to glee

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

The only reason they don’t is to make more money and because yall get into petty arguments instead of wondering why it can’t be different

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

My enduring belief about airplanes is that every interpersonal argument people get into about switching seats or whatever is solely the fault of the airline companies

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

Even if they have options for selecting “preferred” seats, if you book two people on the same ticket, they should automatically seat them together

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Aamyra_A @dreamskyrivera I am both of these

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Aamyra_A @lovelltrin 😩

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Aamyra_A @lsol8tion Omfg

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@venikunche It always felt like it should be illegal for airlines to do this anyway, I’m glad your husband took the time to look it up

[Sam @Samara_Burton1]

@Aamyra_A @thelorebitch God it’s going to be so bad it will kill me