🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧

probably reading

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

Hey fishy fishy 🐠

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

It’s wild to me how many women are on this app today saying with their full chest that they don’t believe they should ever have to think about or consider other people outside their husband and kids

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

It’s easy to take Jane Austen for granted because we live in the world that she created. We struggle to see how groundbreaking and innovative her novels are because they set the template for all modern fiction. Pride & Prejudice, to cite the most obvious example, did more than invent a genre. Anyone who now writes a story in which two people fall in love is either inspired by her or reacting against her. She’s like Tolkien in that sense.

But she did much more than that. She perfected a method of narration known as “free indirect discourse” that’s now used by virtually every writer. You have only to read the novels of pre-Austen writers to see what a tremendous difference she made through her use of this technique. Literary scholar John Mullan argues that Emma launched a revolution in form & technique that’s comparable to the innovations of Joyce and Proust. It is the favorite novel of Susanna Clarke and of Katherine Rundell, who calls it “a book that shows as much of the sweep of the human heart, of fear, love, morality, untruth, foolery and triumph as a Shakespearean drama.” It is also, arguably, the novel that invented the mystery genre, having what J. K. Rowling has called the biggest twist in literature. You don’t notice the greatness of Austen for the same reason a fish doesn’t know that it lives in water.

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

Someone I know has renamed whatever ai chat thing she uses the name of her late baby daddy and laughs about how it’s her new boyfriend. The slope is slippery babes.

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

Oldie - OF

[METAVERZUZ @METAVERZUZ]

Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.

[lacey @emomommie]

why are your balls in My court

[Jafrin⁷ 🌸🌙 @antares_ojo_o]

Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads

[Jonquilyn Hill @jonquilynhill]

Saying “I can’t make it this time but thanks for the invite” is easy but doesn’t have the thrill of going viral for badmouthing your friend’s bday plans.

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

I think the real question you need to answer for yourself is do you like your friend?

Also the option to just tell her you cannot make it exists.

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.

Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys

[HB @hotboyloko13]

you hoes can vote on love island but don’t wanna vote for your country

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

All this love inside me just to end up as an avoidant?!!

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

@Samara_Burton1 I feel this is isn’t an issue when I’m anywhere else in the world. Just being the only one with the dogs out was crazy

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

At a shoes off function with no socks on I feel so vulnerable

[shane hollander’s lawyer 👻 @hollanovslawyer]

You’re laughing Ryan Murphy is brainstorming the Heated Rivalry Glee episode and you’re laughing

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Anyone know how to dress for a low of 37 and a high of 84?

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing

[ཀི་ཨ་པཱ་ཏྲ། ★ @veryintensegirl]

hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities

[1NF1NITY @HeisAuraqh]

I can't take it anymore, I'm ending it😌🫩

[Nia @Niayel]

The ick will set you free

[🇩🇲 Ro 🇱🇧 @Aamyra_A]

Brother the bees are out to get me