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los angeles

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Bringing this to the bar this weekend

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

🎯

[wor$t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

getting older is so fun idk i just keep getting hotter and making more friends and learning who i am like yay

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ @onlyangeleclerc]

art IS political.

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Did you know it’s illegal to say “I want to kill all pedophiles” because that implies the inclusion of the President?

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ ☆ ☆ @desi0re]

idk who traumatized you but you don't need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold dark earth. no grave can hold my body down. i’ll crawl home to her

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

they doin this to me at work this week btw

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

how it feels to love immigrants, trans people, abortions, queers, women, contraception, welfare, socialism, & fcking hate ice😭

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

greatest city in the world

[Master At Work @MasterAtWorkinc]

PATRIOTS ARE GOING BACK TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

just remembered I’m young and beautiful and the world is my oyster

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

normal person: i wish my husband was still alive 😢

erika kirk:

[b ☀️ @sheeshgwws]

this woman built her entire career off of the back of the lgbtq+ community... death to u, ur rodent husband & ur fucked up bloodline.