Samar Hashemi

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

The one minute full blackout that happens when the door closes behind you at Jaybird

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

@Wally_Wallerson Thank you so much 🥰❤️ love and miss you

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

A partner books a 9am Monday meeting on Teams. You’re late, you finally log on the call, there’s no blurred background on Teams, panic ensues

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

@SallyA__ Like were these ladies only screaming out the lyrics mid-dance? Was there no regard for the song title? All my mom keeps repeating is Shahram Joon. Ma’am there are 700 Shahram singers and each have 500 songs.

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Pretty rude that my mom won’t rack her brain for hours to round out my Persian Jams playlist

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Avocado rolls and sourdough with cream cheese for the confused baby girl that I am

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Cayenne in any drink except hot/cold chocolate is a no from me

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

@jzux @SallyA__ Salome Arang don’t think I didn’t see you liking this

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Do I open the windows and die from smoke? Or leave them closed and die of heat?

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Got so many birthday wishes carrying Dayne’s 30th balloons to the party yesterday. Simultaneously pleased and offended all in one.

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@hockeynight Lotta western conference teams. My personal fav was a Kelowna Rockets away jersey haha

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

@SallyA__ lost her passport in Berlin and gave such little shits that the police actually had to call us through her cousin and let us know it was ready for her. We proceeded to leave it with them for another 3 days after. We had other priorities.

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Not to mention Jamal looking me dead in the eye “you’re no longer a vegetarian”

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

Thought it’d be cute to order escargot. That shit is earthy and 2/10 cute.

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@SallyA__ 😂 exacto

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

When you come back from vacation and change your phone passcode you know the identity crisis is real

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

“Welcome to Canada. Please put on your masks, they’re actually really strict here”

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

When there’s more than one yummy snack in the fridge and you don’t know which to start with

[Samar Hashemi @samarhashemi]

It took me 28 years to realize how dramatic I am? My default is capital letters. How did I not see this before?